2012年4月14日 (土)

Hi, I'm Chad Mullane from the duo "Chad Mullane"

ご無沙汰リアンの皆様、こんばんは。お昼過ぎです。ピーコってますか?

最近海外のお仕事をすることにもなったりして、「オーバー・ザ・レインボー(虹の彼方に)」ならぬ、「オーバー・ザ・ヒル(人生のピークをすぎた)」でもない、「オーバーシーズ(海外)」な人たちのためにもブログをちょいと更新!

「海外のお仕事」と言っても、新宿にあるよしもとの本社で撮ってますが、良かったら、こんな youtube チャンネルが出来たので、ご覧あれ〜!
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"Weird S#!t From Japan"

そして、近々なライブ、テレビ、映画などの出演情報は、ここからチェック

So, good evening to you, the lovely bored freak who managed to find this blog!
It's just past lunchtime.
I'm looking forward to some breakfast soon.
I am the cult Japanese comedian, Chad Mullane from the duo "Chad Mullane".

I originate from Perth, Australia, but I've been doing the Japanese art of Manzai (stand-up comedy) for the past decade or so, going all over the land of the pickled plum doing around 300 live shows a year.

I also do TV, radio, films, whatever I can do that will make people snort.

A quick Mother search just alerted me to the fact there's not much of what I do available on the web, but I was able to find this on youtube from a series of irritatingly sweet commercials I did 2 years ago.  Not sure how long the links will work for, but click as you may!
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NIHON WASOU - A "Learn-How-To-Wear-Your-Kimono" School   

For those who have an interest in Japanese as a language, you can find a series of lessons on Japanese Onomatopoeia I've done here:
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チャド・マレーンのオノマトペ ショー

You can see my directorial debut, the Sci-Fi Love Comedy Splatter Musical "Honeystar" (32 mins) here, if you enjoy filling out forms in Japanese:
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"Honeystar"

And you can find simple one-click teasers for a few Short Shorts I was in here:
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"Chinese Cabbage"

and here:
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"Imported Punch"

and here (you can even see the moment I was knocked out on the set) :
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"The Hero of Justice - Great Viking"

I also do the occasional English subtitling job for Japanese comedies I deem worthy of being translated properly, most often for the directors Yudai Yamaguchi, Takashi Miike, Itsuji Itao, and the funniest person on the planet,
Hitoshi Matsumoto. ( ← we are all fortunate to live in the same era as he.  His name isn't that hard to pronounce and remember, so, please, do.)

For those who have been kind enough to make it this far along the entry, thanks, but I doubt any of you are that interested in me to bother clicking on the links in the first place, so I'll hurry up and finish off with a few random photos I managed to find up on the wwwtf of what I've been doing here in Japan, I wish you all the best of luck with whatever it is you're doing, or the worst the luck, whichever is funnier, and I'm sure that all of your hearts will be a little bit richer if you manage to tidy them up and make a little space for me in there!

Yoroshiku!

Chad Mullane (Chad Mullane)

A shot on the set from the film "Guraffreeter Toki" (coming out in Japan this July for all of those who are, well, in Japan).
In_a_state_of_emstasy_2

I like to create conspiracy theories that no one takes any notice of, e.g.: "New York is nothing but the 2 century old product of a few gay guys from Osaka".
The_biggest_conspiracy

I like to dress up as Sarah Jessica Parker (in bad shoes, but only for TV shows aired in Shanghai).
Sjp_from_satc_in_shanghai

I occasionally break my arm (my scaphoideum, to be precise).
My

I feel the urge to kill and don't hide it when other duos beat us in competitions.
In_action
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The_winners_were_a_duo_called

I didn't really like this guy's "One-Punch-Gag" 
MY LEFT HAND IS NOW ON SALE!
Out

And recently I was quite upset when I found out my 2 and a half year old cat "Dionysus" was not a he, but a she.
Dionysus

You can follow me on my twit account if you really like,
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Farewell for now from the funny-people farm that is Japan!
And_see_you_again_soon

2011年12月31日 (土)

さる!いや、たつ!

いや、
すわる。

2011年、
疲れましたね!

2012年、
大事な人たちと労わり合う時間をいっぱい作って、
いっぱいすわってください。

せっかくなので、
久々に、ためになる、
一言英会話

I received a beanie full of arseholes.

ニット帽いっぱい分のケツの穴を頂きました。

みなさんに、ウィンク!
& twitter をフォローしてくれるんなら
twitter.com/#!/rainbowstains

2011年10月 6日 (木)

一門揃った!

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ジミー大西(1番弟子)
 吉田ヒロ(2番弟子)
  ぼんちおさむ(師匠)
   ぼんちきよし(3番弟子)
     チャド・マレーンのチャド(4番弟子)

この統一感のなさが一門の証!

みんなの前でみんなで暴れたいな!